POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS

District 4: 650 Harrison Avenue, 617-343-4457

District A-1: 40 New Sudbury Street, 617-343-4627

Now you see it

Then you don’t. A guy with an obvious sunglass fetish walked into the Sunglass Hut at 335 Newbury Street at about 11:35am on May 9. He asked a salesgirl to write down some information for him and then grabbed seven pairs of Versace sunglasses worth $2,223 and ran out of the store.

Our guy was definitely in a rush to show the world his cool glasses as he shoved another causing him to spill his coffee.

If you see a dude wearing a whole bunch of glasses on his head and he happens to be in his late 30s, 5’11” wearing a black Columbia raincoat, a black hat, black jeans and colored basketball shoes with white bottoms, please ask him to return the glasses.

The Corona Is Falling

Some people worry that the sky is falling.

Few worry about Corona beer descending from heaven.

About 9pm on May 13, a police officer working a concert detail at the House of Blues on Lansdowne Street noticed a glass object flying overhead and shattering on the street causing more than a little fear and confusion among the fans of The Menzingers waiting to get in.

Venue security quickly located a suspect.

He was an Amesbury resident who appeared intoxicated. Under questioning he admitted to throwing his bottle of Corona because he was frustrated over a disagreement with his girlfriend.

Given the price of beer at clubs, he had to be drunk to throw away expensive libation. Our concertgoer admitted that he had no idea that the bottle went over the side and, due to gravity, landed on the street below. He was very apologetic and agreed to leave. His girlfriend shortly after also departed without incident.

Helping a Drab Wardrobe

Some men have so much to carry that they need a handbag. A few require only the best.

Around 11am on May 14 a fashion plate walked into Tod’s at Copley Place and decided he needed a bag which he placed into a messenger style bag prior to fleeing. He had a very short buzzcut and was wearing a dark dress shirt, dark dress pants, dark jacket and (you guessed it) dark glasses. To offset his drab ensemble, a red bag was required. Only the best for him, a Timeless Top Handle Mini handbag valued at $2,525.

A Copycat Bagman

Why the sudden interest in pricey handbags from Copley Place?

Around 2;20pm on May 17, a different guy walked into Salvatore Ferragamo and fell in love with a bag worth $3,250, grabbed it and left. Talk about besting the competition.

Unlike our previous thief, this one was shabbily dressed: white Nike baseball cap, black “Dropkick Murphy’s” t-shirt with green writing, red shorts, and black/white sneakers. Guess he needed something pricey to enhance his wardrobe.