Need an apartment in Boston’s tight housing market?

We have the perfect little pad for you and it’s leasing for only $100,000 per month.

Yes, your future residence has only 7,850 square feet, just 11 rooms and four parking spaces, but it does have two fireplaces and your pet may be permitted.

There is a view, however, from the 58th floor at One Dalton in the Back Bay.

Prefer a different neighborhood and something a little cheaper? The Seaport has a rental at 22 Liberty Drive, but it has only 2,300 square feet and just five rooms. A bargain at $30,000 per month.

If you need a house, there’s one on Byron Street on Beacon Hill with 12 rooms and a modest 3,360 square feet. Parking. Perhaps you can buy a spot at the nearby Brimmer Street for $400,000.

A word of caution if you truly believe these rents are a bit high. President Trump will not invite you to be part of his inner circle or consider you for a future pardon.